Decadent Desert Lover Pillows

'Good job I haven't got to worry about my figure anymore.'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Valet park only"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Drawing on an island.

Cowboy

La Dame aux Camelias

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Ship in a Bottle

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"He's the strong, silent type."

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

"What? No Vanilla?"

Frontispiece for Earl Lavender by John Davidson

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'And have you ever sat in the sun before?'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'

"Are they wet?"