Decadent Desert Lover Prints

'Good job I haven't got to worry about my figure anymore.'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Valet park only"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Drawing on an island.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

La Dame aux Camelias

Cowboy

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Ship in a Bottle

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

"He's the strong, silent type."

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Frontispiece for Earl Lavender by John Davidson

"What? No Vanilla?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'

'And have you ever sat in the sun before?'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."