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Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Welcome to the Team

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Herb's from Texas."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

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Eureka or else! The management

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

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'My agent told me to bring some arm candy.'

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"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."

Turkey joins in at the first thanksgiving.

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

Abraham Lincoln.

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."