Debunking Myths Gifts

"It's a hoax!!!!"

The real costs of alternative facts!!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"My new day job is killing me."

"If only you knew. . ."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

Tall stories

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

Rise of the Drones

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Another myth de-bunked.

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.