Debunking Enthusiasts Pillows

The reality stops here

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Directions.

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Gloria called

My Guns Go Where I Do!

Rise of the Drones

"Randy, please. Don't believe ever stupid social media fake nonsense."

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

Another myth de-bunked.

Federal Department of 'You Gotta Be Kidding!'

Nobody Died of the Corona Virus Think Logically!

"I see the cuts are starting to bite."

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

'...You've got no game.'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"