Debunking Enthusiasts Prints

The reality stops here

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Directions.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Randy, please. Don't believe ever stupid social media fake nonsense."

Rise of the Drones

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

My Guns Go Where I Do!

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

Another myth de-bunked.

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

"I see the cuts are starting to bite."

Nobody Died of the Corona Virus Think Logically!

Federal Department of 'You Gotta Be Kidding!'

'...You've got no game.'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'