Debunking Enthusiast Gifts

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Science deniers Soc.

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

Auditing

"Randy, please. Don't believe ever stupid social media fake nonsense."

Archaeologists

That guy sees a conspiracy theory against the country everywhere he looks. There's a treason for everything!

NBA Vampire

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

How the LA Times Fired Me for the LAPD (Part 1 of 3)

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

Nobody Died of the Corona Virus Think Logically!

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

"Why, this whole thing is nothing but a flimsy tissue of facts!"

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

CONNNCREEETE!

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

Pulling the BT tower down.

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."