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"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Clandestine cows.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

Science deniers Soc.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Attorney-at-play

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

Safe harbour

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

That guy sees a conspiracy theory against the country everywhere he looks. There's a treason for everything!

Archaeologists

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"The house has a very open floor plan."

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'