Debtor T-Shirts

I just got off the phone with all your creditors, Rudy. How'd it go? You a total of $148,000. I got that total reduced by 70%, so now you only owe $44, 400. That means with the debt consolidation loan I've given you, you'll pay me 72 monthly payments of $1,500/ That comes to like, $108,000, not $44,400. You're welcome.

'I'm just here to pay you a compliment.'

The mask-wearer.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'It's a bill collector!'

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

In the red

'Hector owes us money ...'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Student Debt

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer