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'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Deficit...

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Student Debt

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

Buy now... pay later

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."