Debt Ninja T-Shirts

"Remember, when you go to the bank, ask to increase our credit card limit, not raise our debt ceiling."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Fries and kids

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Your repayments start now!"

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Student Debt

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'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Computer Virus

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

Come to think of it...I owe all my drive, focus and ambition to credit card debt.

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'