Billing Ninja T-Shirts

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

I am billing, therefore I am.

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Medical Billing & Coding

Work Du Soleil

Workaholic's Toilet

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Service. Diagnostic Testing. It looks like your odometer computer hacked into your fuel injector computer.

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"They say you are a great warrior."

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

'Wall Street' 'Dip'

Business restraining law firms

'Are these billable hours?'

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

'How can I possibly save for retirement when you're paying me minimum wage?'

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'