Debt Lamenter Pillows

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"God, I hate cows."

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy."

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor."

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."