Debt Lamenter Pillows

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

"God, I hate cows."

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy."

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'