Debt Deliberators Pillows

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Supreme Court Crunch

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

World Cop.

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"Our flag means debt."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"No more stress!"

"Someday this will all be yours!"