Debt Deliberators Prints

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Recession

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

The United States Public Debt.

Pandora's box.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Supreme Court Crunch

"The dow is over 21,000!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

World Cop.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.