Debt Defeater Mugs

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Student Debt

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Buy now... pay later

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

'Looks like our social security check came in, as well as a bill for your student loan.'

'I get all the exercise I need stretching the dollar to cover our bills.'

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

Student Loan Lenders Are Predatory

"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."

"He finally paid off his student loans."

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

Student Loan Debt Crisis!