Debt Collector Enthusiast Prints

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

A collective sigh of relief.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Doulton Canada Geese

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

A lesson in wit

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Dog Beginning For A Loan

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'It's a bill collector!'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Hector owes us money ...'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'The check is in the mail...'

Ask about the incentive plan - Miss one payment and we take you to court.

Ghost with Repossession Order.

What to do if a rhino owes you money....