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"So what do you think about Brexit?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Oligarchy

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Dialogue

The economy.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Difference of Opinion

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Now that's a win."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'