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'How's my brother? No change, I'm afraid - he's still dead...'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"They're very time-sensitive."

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Apocalliptical

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

'Hello, my name is Death'

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"What if you go under before I need to?"

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

Grim Reaper Checkout

"Give a call when you get there."

'You'd look good in that.'

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

Tombstone in a cemetery with a epitaph that reads "Why me?"

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

"You took your time!"

"Why would He take someone so toned?"

Death selfie

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

'The Grim Reaper's my brother. I'm death without dignity.'

The Last Meeting.

"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."

Still life.

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

His on his final journey.

Psychaitry. I don't mind staring mortality in the face, I just don't like the way it's looking at me!

'No matter how much money you make, this is all you'll ever urn.'

"Sorry, sir, but you can't collect on your life insurance policy when you don't have a life."

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

'Here's a certificate you don't have yet.'

'Sleep well, Mrs. Krantz. When you wake up again your heart will be as good as new!'