Death's Comedic Side Seeker Pillows

'Just checking that you're my 5:25.'

End the Winter Blues

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

The game comes first...

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Perfect! By the way, I'm a huge fan of your movies!"

Why it takes longer for lawyers to get in: 'This would go a lot faster if you'd stop saying, 'alleged'...'

"Don't worry, it's natural causes."

"User name and password?"

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

IRS. They are both inevitable but at least the IRS grants extensions.

"Crap."

"Harumph. . !"

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"I meet a lot of women in my work but I'm not good at forming long-lasting relationships."

"It just doesn't have the same panache."

"Alice, do you have any singles? He wants a tip!"

"I'm not saying Heaven isn't perfect, but I wish China didn't own so much of our debt."

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

Doctors having a discussion with Death.

"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

'This modestly priced model says, 'He always seemed like an okay guy.''

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

"Fire drill?"

'You're being deported. We just found out you worked for the IRS!'

"I think I just ate my tail."

Angels fighting after car accident

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

"No, no, I did not know him! I'm just practicing!"

'I'm glad you could make it. He always liked you. Can you stay for the flush?'

"I'm actually relieved... his constant 'glass half full, silver lining, isn't life beautiful, rah-rah-sis-boom-bah' cheery optimism was really getting on my nerves."