YOLO vs YODO
Death Awareness Advocate Prints
Decorate their space with impactful art prints that promote understanding and reflection, ideal for advocates who want their environment to inspire conversations about mortality and life.
"This isn't helping my migraine."
Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.
'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'
The last Passenger Pigeon
Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.
"What do you have that won't kill me?"
'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'
This week is obscure charity awareness week.
Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'
'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'
Bubbling
National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$
Sewer Rats
"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'
"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"
"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."
"Species loss has hit him hard."
Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.
Opium Den 2019
Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.
'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'
"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"
"Here's a slide I took earlier this morning of the Cataporous Spotted Bug, which is now unfortunately extinct."
"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"
'Are you willing to release your medical records?'
Pink ribbon thanks for your support
'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'
'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'
'The bad news is that it's definitely Cancer. The good news is that I hear it's 'in'.'
Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.
Prostate Issues
"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."
Death Awareness Advocate Prints Collection
Death Awareness Advocate Mugs
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Death Awareness Advocate Pillows
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Death Awareness Advocate T-Shirts
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