Dealing With Tax Issues Pillows

Tax grab.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'This administration is getting desperate. Now they say I owe taxes on the gains from my practice account.'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

You must have gotten an A in creative writing.

"I'm afraid the tax authorities won't allow you to claim your wife as a depreciating asset."

Low rates!

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Bonds dropped on news that interest rates might rise... stocks dropped on news that taxes might rise...'

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

Gentlemen, recall, it's our people that make this company profitable; especially the ones that come up with loose interpretations of tax and securities laws.'