Dealing With Financial Strain Pillows

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

Financial life preserver

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

No Money

"Homeowner please help."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

Finance Company.

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'