Dealing With Financial Strain Pillows

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Homeowner please help."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Financial life preserver

No Money

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Finance Company.

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."