Deal Maker Of The Deep Gifts

Looking for a gift for the deal maker of the deep? Whether they excel in closing winning deals or just love the thrill of negotiation, these gifts are tailored for creative minds who flourish in strategic environments. Show appreciation for their sharp wit and clever approach with unique, humorous items that match their bold personality. Ideal for professionals, entrepreneurs, or anyone who enjoys the challenge of making a deal happen with style.

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"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish." mockup

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap." mockup

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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The president's men

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!' mockup

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

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"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..." mockup

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

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'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.' mockup

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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"Mr Frimley will see you now."

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!' mockup

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you." mockup

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

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"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?" mockup

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

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$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'$

$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?' mockup$

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

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'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.' mockup

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

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Takeovers.

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'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?' mockup

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

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"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch." mockup

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

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'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.' mockup

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

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'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.' mockup

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

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Opening the door to new customers mockup

Opening the door to new customers

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man." mockup

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

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Deal Maker Of The Deep Gifts Collection

Deal Maker Of The Deep Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the deal maker of the deep—perfect for inspiring their next big deal over coffee.

Deal Maker Of The Deep Pillows

Find pillows that add personality and wit to their home or office, celebrating the deal maker of the deep.

Deal Maker Of The Deep Prints

Browse prints that showcase their cleverness—perfect to motivate and personalize their workspace.

Deal Maker Of The Deep T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to their strategic spirit—ideal for anyone who loves to make deals with a touch of humor.