Deadpan Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Perfect for casual weekend wear or making a statement, our deadpan humor t-shirts feature clever, sarcastic designs that celebrate dry wit in comfort and style.

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"You're not funny."

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"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

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'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.' mockup

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

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Herding lava back to the fire pit. mockup

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

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'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.' mockup

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

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Crime in bookshop

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Men Working Things Out

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"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?" mockup

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!' mockup

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

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"Wow! Check out the moon."

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"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth." mockup

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

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"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?" mockup

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

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This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair. mockup

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

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"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?" mockup

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

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Cat reading Rommel biography.

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"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise." mockup

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

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'It takes all day to eat it.'

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'Money can't buy happiness, Sims, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you a bottle of prozac.'

'Money can't buy happiness, Sims, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you a bottle of prozac.' mockup

'Money can't buy happiness, Sims, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you a bottle of prozac.'

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"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion" mockup

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

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Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

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SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.' mockup

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

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'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.' mockup

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

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"Dear Author: Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to reject your work."

"Dear Author: Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to reject your work." mockup

"Dear Author: Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to reject your work."

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Expensive health care

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'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

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