Deadline Surfer Pillows

Procrastination is not tax deductible.

Burning the midnight oil.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Working hours.

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Working Late

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Deadline

Pull an all-nighter?

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Deadlines, Inc.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

Outstanding Time Management

Quicksands of time

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Help! Set me free!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Drowning in Paper.

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Time Run

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

"I have to get this project finished."

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'