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Procrastination is not tax deductible.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

Working Late

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Deadline

Pull an all-nighter?

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Deadlines, Inc.

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Hourglass Dumptruck

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Quicksands of time

Outstanding Time Management

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Drowning in Paper.

"Help! Set me free!"

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Time Run

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

"I have to get this project finished."

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'