Dead Sea Scrolls Devotee Pillows

"They say - thou shalt disregard everything said so far - here are the real 10 commandments..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

Sea Angel

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Flying Dutchman

Wang Yangming listens.

Dive in...

Trump as an anglerfish.

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'Really? - You wrote these with ME in mind?'

'Uh-oh.'

'I knew it!'

"Your sounds put me to sleep."

I love swimming.

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

Swan Diving

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

'I'm not sure what country he's representing, but he seems a real natural!'

'Oh, crap. There's no Internet.'

'No, I don't think they could use a rewrite!'

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