Daylight Warrior Pillows

"I hate when the clocks go back."

Happy holidays for kids.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Dunhomin"

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

The Jerck Manual

A spider meal prepping

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

There are a lot of nutty people out there. Don't vote them into public office!"

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Yawn

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Wednesday wave.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'