Daylight Saving Transition Pillows

Daylight saving ends

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

Time change

Daylight Saving

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"We need to cover our tracks so we're not discovered."