Daylight Savings Pillows

Old Timer.

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

"Cassius, help me rotate the clock one hour."

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

'Did you get a chance to change the clocks yet?'

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Sunrise and Sunset

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Daylight Saving

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

Time change

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

"We need to cover our tracks so we're not discovered."

"He loves watching daytime shows where people throw a lot of hissy fits."

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

"I didn't know they observed daylight savings time."

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

'I can never remember either. Isn't it 'Spring back, fall forward'?'

"Correction. It's not a zombie apocalypse. They're simply adjusting to daylight savings time."