Daylight Saving Transition Prints

Daylight saving ends

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

Time change

'Oh no, not you again,'

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

Daylight Saving

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"We need to cover our tracks so we're not discovered."

'Get Offa My Lawn!'