Daydreaming Dater Mugs

"So, you like kids?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

First love.

The Bare Minimum

Kissing couple melt the snow

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Single men in Tahiti

He loves me...

'I agree that the publicity would be good for your blog, but how are you going to get a Kardashian to date you?'

Perspective

Couple Bring Romantic In Park

Snub Marine

Romance

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Love's Bubbles

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

True Loves

She's hoping he'll turn into a prince. When she's older, she'll realize you can't change a man.

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

A woman reads a romance novel.

'He seems nice.'

Valentines