Date Night Dreamer Mugs

"Will you call me?"

Colin's sixth sense tells him that his date isn't going so well.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

'He seems nice.'

"My date? Gorgeous, smart, Arabian: What a catch!"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"My dear, I'm an artist! I reveal my innermost being to people and give them the highest emotions!"

"If we move to Europe, we'll be seen as "exotic": we'll get lots of dates!"

Love

"Cheerio!"

Singles Bar

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

'Now then - entertain me!'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

Asking out a palm reader.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

It was the first blind date she'd been on where she wished she was actually blind.

'I thought you said you were creative.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Pandemic Dining

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

Late night teddy reading

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

The Bare Minimum

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."