Day Of The Dead Mugs

Halloween Tree

Day of the Dead 2021

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Tia Marisela sure has a big tombstone. I didn't know she was so important."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Military Medals

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

UNFADED GLORY

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Lucky Stars.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Scars and Bars

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

The American flag

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Clearing up medals.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Its only owner was a little old lady, who will still insist on driving it to church on Sundays.'