Day Of The Dead Mugs

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Day of the Dead 2021

Absent Friends Reunited.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Tia Marisela sure has a big tombstone. I didn't know she was so important."

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Military Medals

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Monuments

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

UNFADED GLORY

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Lucky Stars.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

Scars and Bars

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Blameless

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

The American flag

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Left Behind

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."