Día De Los Muertos Mugs

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

This is in memory...of all those who have passed."

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Night of the Latkes

Medical personnel give their hearts

Military Medals

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

UNFADED GLORY

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Lucky Stars.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Scars and Bars

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Zdeno Chara

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Blameless

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'