Día De Los Muertos Gifts

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

This is in memory...of all those who have passed."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Night of the Latkes

Medical personnel give their hearts

Military Medals

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Lucky Stars.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Scars and Bars

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Zdeno Chara

'His wife is very supportive.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'