Day Of Recognition Mugs

"Lovely, a day to recognise nurses...it's a shame about these party lights, though."

National Everything Awareness Day

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Loyalty Award

Defence Cutbacks.

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

Fantasy Business Management

Employee of the Month

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Penguin of the Month.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Thank you

Television guests' essentials in November.

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

"Forget about the raise."

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

"Have you tried eating grass?"

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

"Those are not buzz words."

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Bigger shoulder for medals

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Employee of the minute