Day Of Recognition T-Shirts

"Lovely, a day to recognise nurses...it's a shame about these party lights, though."

National Everything Awareness Day

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Loyalty Award

Defence Cutbacks.

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

Fantasy Business Management

Employee of the Month

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Penguin of the Month.

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Thank you

Television guests' essentials in November.

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Forget about the raise."

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

"Have you tried eating grass?"

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

"Those are not buzz words."

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Bigger shoulder for medals

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Employee of the minute

Go Britain!