Day Care Dynamos Pillows

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Fitness Programme for babies

Cossack dancers

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Out of patience

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'