Davids Biggest Fan Prints

Our Summer Without Dave

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Football Delivery

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

I love Kung Fu.

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

Major Tom

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

'...and don't ever get near his nose. You never know where that thing's been!'

"She checked her boyfriend's internet history and found he'd been downloading jazz."

Angel & devil in raft fantasizing about food.

'It's become a bit of a school tradition.'

Football prayers.

Food, Water And Tips

A pack rat that is bad at directions.

Pernille Mosegaard Harder

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven World Cups?'