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'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

British Prime Minister

"Meow"

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Our Summer Without Dave

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"The Holographic Heckler makes its first appearance."

"And you can quote me on that."

"Slop again?!"

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

Bug bomb squad.

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."

I'm stepping out to look for a better job.

"I see you met the author."

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

Major Tom

Dearly beloved...

"Psst ... it's your bookie."

'The three little pigs attended a professional development seminar on dealing with bullies and they were never bothered by the big bad wolf again.'

"I started off as a sniffer but learning to speak opened up a whole new world for me."