Davey Crockett Admirer T-Shirts

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Prison Croquet Team

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

No Croquet

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

Ladies Playing Croquet

Steve Irwin.

'Lost the mask again, Kemosabe?'

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."

Through the Looking Glass - Army Stumbles over Itself

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."