Daughter's Date Night T-Shirts

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Life is for the birds.

I could have danced all night!

So Close..

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're the lid to my pot."

Why we need poetry. . .

Romantic Violinist.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Do you mind?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Romance

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."