Daughter's Date Night Mugs

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Life is for the birds.

I could have danced all night!

"You do like octopus?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

So Close..

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You're such a good listener."

Why we need poetry. . .

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Romance

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.