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'I sent out for everything.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Dating the efficiency expert.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"I married for contrast."

'When you play hard to get you really mean it, don't you?'

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

'Pay no attention, they are a couple of ex husbands.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."