Dating Misadventurer T-Shirts

'Sorry I'm not your type. . .Inflatable.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Mate Mart

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Please use another building entirely

Russian Dating.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

Borrow the Bag?

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Blind Date