Dating Experimenter Pillows

Man Trying to Attract a Mate With Peacock Feathers.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Sexual chemistry set

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Boyfriend of the Month.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"You lack spontaniety."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The perfect man

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Macho Vegetarian

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

The Stages of Wine

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Cursing Scientist.

Ostrich Bar

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."