Dating Disaster Diva Mugs

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Social butterfly

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'Do you know what men and pantyhose have in common? They both run, cling, or don't fit properly.'

"How come I always pick the bastards?"

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'Baz? How the hell can you be 'going out' with an agoraphobic?!'

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

'Do you think I'm over-dressed? Its a first date.'

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

A young man creating an awkward silence

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

Twenty thousand leagues out of his league

'I hope you don't mind, but our first date is going so well, I'm changing my status to, In a deep and meaningful relationship.'