Dating Disaster Fans Mugs

'Yes, Jeff. I'm sure I will see you again. Probably on the FBI's 'most wanted' list!'

On the brink.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

Typical Monday

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Now showing!"

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."